One More Reason to Feel Safe

With another high-octane hurricane drawing a bead on the Gulf Coast, it's good to know that our Department of Homeland Misery is right on top of non-existent threats. Of course, one can still wonder if they can deal with a real one.

Do we get to wonder who the "god-father" has a contract on this time? I mean, this is god-fearing, home-of-Dubya, deep-in-the -heart of, Texas. Can't be Barbara Bush: I suppose they haven't closed up shop at Kennebunkport yet. Still, one can dream the dream and imagine the dear lady sacked out in a shelter.

Oh wait, I get it. The weather is conspiring to take advantage of our weakness.