Oh come on

I didn't think the Boston Bruins' season was so bad that they had to resort to doing a pact with Satan. Previously, the Pittsburgh Penguins and the Buffalo Sabres had resorted to deals with Satan, but we all suspected that, of course. And we read also that Satan is on the Slovakian Olympic team. One would have thought the Transylvanian team would be more appropriate.

However this turns out, it's going to be good news for those of us who deal in cheap verbal hilarity. Evidently, we're not supposed to pronounce it "SAY-tan,"but "sah-TAHN." So how many excitable Bruins hockey announcers will remember that in moments of high drama? This will make hockey very interesting.