News from New York is Always Worth Watching

I really need to look up a friend of mine, a quondam fellow swim team parent who went to college in West Texas. He used to say that there were two ineradicable differences between Mexican food there, and Mexican food in the Northeast.

1) Here, there is no sand in the food, on the table, and on the floor.
2) Here, if you happen to see something walk into the kitchen on four legs, you can be pretty sure it will walk out again.

After today's Taco Bell news from Manhattan, it looks like we're down to the sand.