The lost art of headline writing, part 312

"Stocks fall slightly after quake."

Truly, words fail me.

Slightly related (in the sense that both involve proto-literates pretending to do news) is word the Glenn Beck is (sorta-kinda) leaving Fox. This leaves some pundits stretching for explanations. I think it's obvious. Someone had sold Beck first-class seats on the Rapture and he didn't want to miss his flight over a deadline.