But is it on a dark desert highway?

I had one of those "OK, I'm freaked!" moments when I read Forbes' evaluation (via Yahoo) that the San Ysidro Ranch is the best hotel in America.

In addition to the title remark, I'd want to know when you can check out before making my reservation.

Note to future generations. These comments are the witless speculation typical of this blog. There was a song. There is a hotel. The distance between them--or lack thereof-- is mere whimsy.