When all else fails you for an item...
... read your junk email.
Today's includes this enticing headline (CAUTION: Do not click the links in the message body of any junk email. As Forrest Gump once said, you never know what you're gonna git!)
3 FREE Bottles Of Man-XL !!
What a pity we can't do it that way. Just get a bottle of member of the attractive sex of your choice, in the scale of your choice, pour into a glass and stir. The ad does not make it clear what happens if you decide to open all three, if they have an expiry, and other minor details which should be of interest to any informed consumer.
It would be better still if we could put Man XL back in the bottle. Perhaps, if you had excellent powers of persuasion and a funnel, you could make it happen, and try your luck on the other bottles.
Today's includes this enticing headline (CAUTION: Do not click the links in the message body of any junk email. As Forrest Gump once said, you never know what you're gonna git!)
3 FREE Bottles Of Man-XL !!
What a pity we can't do it that way. Just get a bottle of member of the attractive sex of your choice, in the scale of your choice, pour into a glass and stir. The ad does not make it clear what happens if you decide to open all three, if they have an expiry, and other minor details which should be of interest to any informed consumer.
It would be better still if we could put Man XL back in the bottle. Perhaps, if you had excellent powers of persuasion and a funnel, you could make it happen, and try your luck on the other bottles.
posted by Uncle | 00:59
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