inventory control
I had to go to my local CVS this morning to pick up a fresh lot of Klonopin. Which of course means breakthrough episodes, but never mind that.
Thanks to the wonders of inventory control, the only half-price Halloween candy left in the place was M&Ms. Having absolutely no will power, I bought a bag along with the special K.
The drugs are untouched. The M&Ms are gone. Which one is more addictive?
Thanks to the wonders of inventory control, the only half-price Halloween candy left in the place was M&Ms. Having absolutely no will power, I bought a bag along with the special K.
The drugs are untouched. The M&Ms are gone. Which one is more addictive?
posted by Uncle | 00:23
3 Comments:
You had klonopins *and* M&Ms? Why does no one ever tell me there's a party until it's too late? God.
:-)
I made damn sure the kiddies got the kiddy candy on Friday night though.
Today at work I met M&Ms minis. Fricken evil, because each one is about the size of one Advil. They can't possibly have calories, right?
Nope..no calories in the mini's.
You can keep your Klonopin, though.
And, no, Im not sharing *my* half price M&Ms with anyone.
Go back and get your own :P
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