You know who you are

This one is going out to all those readers whose taste in furniture doesn't coordinate with their cat's taste in fur. (As the title says, you know who you are.)

I suppose this solution required a little give and take, as in the hooman gives up, and the kitteh takes advantage. As long as the hooman can count on the kitteh performing a stealth ambush of annoying houseguests, I suppose all is well.