I have my Halloween costume

The trouble with being at home so much is that one sees too much daytime TV. I guarantee that no dead actor, no dead musician (no names please) has had as much posthumous exposure as the late Billy Mays.

What we're looking at here is daytime TV of the Living Dead, which ought to merit a costume. That thought ought to scare the robes off any other Halloween figure you can think of; even Lord Voldemort or Dick Cheney.

If Billy were still with us, he'd probably be selling it, bless him.