Well, sorry, but

There's a reason for my negligence here. It's the usual one this time of year. The last time the subject came up was this afternoon, when I was feeling good enough to venture down to Boston for a beverage.r

Alas, I'm home and Mr Beast is being a nuisance. My brilliant narratives will have to wait for the next time my health and my leisure coincide. Cheer up, readers, for things could be worse.

You could have trigeminal neuralgia